Chatty's back and he's bloody annoyed with England's plastic patriots. You've woken him from his afternoon nap.
The Chatty Chimp says goodbye.c
I'm very, very sorry that I got caught out. But on the plus side, look at the headlines! Brilliant!
It's a lesson that you don't need hard work, dedication and talent to succeed!
Have a go, send your story to email@example.com