Let's club together and make sure that no more children have to suffer the shame of admitting Boris is their…
Chatty's back and he's bloody annoyed with England's plastic patriots. You've woken him from his afternoon nap.
The Chatty Chimp says goodbye.c
I'm very, very sorry that I got caught out. But on the plus side, look at the headlines! Brilliant!
It's a lesson that you don't need hard work, dedication and talent to succeed!