
Boris is such an idiot that he struggles to find Uxbridge on a map, let alone visit the place.
Boris is such an idiot that he struggles to find Uxbridge on a map, let alone visit the place.
Right-whingers have become an oppressed minority and they need somewhere safe to be racist, sexist homophobic royalists.
It’s not my fault! cries a deluded Li, as the internet passes comment with some of this year’s best memes.
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“No more flying to the Caymans to hide my money when I can just pootle along the M20 to hide my money” says Benefit Claimant.
“Finally, someone appreciates everything I have done.” Says St Boris of Bumbletown, patron saint of liars, cheats and swindlers.
Fed up with looking foolish every time she opens her mouth, Thick Lizzie plans to copy Boris and hide in a fridge when the going gets tough.
Let’s club together and make sure that no more children have to suffer the shame of admitting Boris is their Dad.
Chatty’s back and he’s bloody annoyed with England’s plastic patriots. You’ve woken him from his afternoon nap.
The Chatty Chimp says goodbye.c
I’m very, very sorry that I got caught out. But on the plus side, look at the headlines! Brilliant!
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