
Daily Express Editor dies after suffering a prolonged orgasm brought on by the arrival of winter snow in the UK
Daily Express Editor dies after suffering a prolonged orgasm brought on by the arrival of winter snow in the UK
Meanwhile the mop used to clean the toilet is for sale on EBAY, where a Mr N Witch is winning with a bid of £2,000.
Meghan and Harry announce that they are going to live a more private life in the full glare of world wide publicity.
The annual lack of personality award goes to a colossal dullard.
Newsreaders around the world can’t stop laughing at Donald Trump testing positive for Covid. “God certainly has a sense of humour” said one.
We can’t have a woman blowing apart the Government’s bullshit, through thoughtful and responsible journalism!
‘Same shit different day has never been more true than now, we may as well save some dosh’ says BBC Exec
“When the questions get a bit tricky they can go an hide in the fridge, apparently they find this reassuring.”
BBC Helpine for those affected by any of the issues raised in today’s murder drama deluged by a single call. Man stunned to find he had to answer a call
Line of Duty returns for a 6th series, chock full of pointless acronyms. The breakthrough came when the writer discovered Boggle. Fans are ROFLMAO
Blue Flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers after BBC shows EU flags being waved at The Last Night of The Proms
BBC and ITV launch new monthly streaming service – GammonTV – Programmes from the golden age of TV