Meanwhile the mop used to clean the toilet is for sale on EBAY, where a Mr N Witch is winning with a bid of £2,000.
BBC News in meltdown as young Prince makes tinkle without Nanny
Meghan and Harry announce they are expecting second slice of cake
Meghan and Harry announce that they are going to live a more private life in the full glare of world wide publicity.
Daily Express Editor orgasms to death as snow actually arrives
Daily Express Editor dies after suffering a prolonged orgasm brought on by the arrival of winter snow in the UK
Automaton wins the BBC’s annual (Sports) Lack of Personality Award
The annual lack of personality award goes to a colossal dullard.
Newsreaders to get poker-face training following Trump’s positive test
Newsreaders around the world can’t stop laughing at Donald Trump testing positive for Covid. “God certainly has a sense of humour” said one.
BBC replace Newsnight host because she is too intelligent
We can’t have a woman blowing apart the Government’s bullshit, through thoughtful and responsible journalism!
BBC News coverage to be cut to 10 minutes a day
‘Same shit different day has never been more true than now, we may as well save some dosh’ says BBC Exec
Radio 4 to install walk-in fridge for politicians to hide in
“When the questions get a bit tricky they can go an hide in the fridge, apparently they find this reassuring.”
BBC Helpline for those affected by issues in psycho murder gets a call
BBC Helpine for those affected by any of the issues raised in today’s murder drama deluged by a single call. Man stunned to find he had to answer a call
Line of Duty returns for 6th series with even more acronyms
Line of Duty returns for a 6th series, chock full of pointless acronyms. The breakthrough came when the writer discovered Boggle. Fans are ROFLMAO
Last Night of The Proms EU flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers
Blue Flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers after BBC shows EU flags being waved at The Last Night of The Proms
BBC and ITV launch a new monthly streaming service – GammonTV
BBC and ITV launch new monthly streaming service – GammonTV – Programmes from the golden age of TV
The Chatty Chimp 