Meghan and Harry announce that they are going to live a more private life in the full glare of world wide publicity.
Meghan and Harry announce they are expecting second slice of cake
Hitler explains that he never meant for his followers to organise a putsch
My Proud Boys got a bit carried away, that’s all. I didn’t mean anything by it, it’s not my fault.
Ex-President Trump says “Pardon me while I Pardonnez-Moi”
Ex-President Trump says well, pardonnez-mois
FOTUS 20 isn’t going without a tantrum
FOTUS refuses to accept his time is over, he claims 2021 is FAKENEWS and that he is the greatest FOTUS ever!
The Fat Lady is fed up with repeatedly singing the Star-Spangled Banner
Operatic soprano Obeesi Bracegirdle, The Fat Lady, has told the Chimp of her frustration with performing for the USA presidential election. Well, Honey, the deal was that I would sing the “The […]
Melania lets Donald get off the naughty step
Melania has taken a very firm line, having left him on the naughty step until he bucked his ideas up.
Makers of Giuliani’s hair dye deny any responsibility for streaking
‘It wasn’t us’, claim the makers of Rudi Giuliani’s hair dye.
Donald Trump to sue Satan for breach of contract over election fiasco
“I want him to run the Pit of Despair, he is a natural.” says Satan
Donald Trump to stand for The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
“We’re loonies not nutters” said Barmy Lord Brockman, Official Monster Raving Loony Candidate
Dracula sues Trump for discrimination as ‘Stop The Count’ protests grow
Count Dracula caught up in ‘Stop the Count’ protests.
Terrifying Trump trashes cot in temper tantrum
Trump’s temper tantrum settled after the future ex Mrs Trump added Calpol to his Tommee Tippee Mug
Whitehouse down the pan as Trump proves to be unflushable
Alternative plans include luring him out by offering Bigly Mac’s and a Press Conference
The Chatty Chimp 