President Trump bans Tic-Tac-Toe
"Only the cleverest people can play it, I'm so good I get extra points." says Donald
Donald Trump moves up to the 3rd Grade
"I did the remembering thing, with the things and then I did that thing with the letters" says Moron.
The Silent Majority, Choir Invisibule and Absent Friends join Trump Rally
One delegate from The Silent Majority said, "................."
Man Turns Into Chlorinated Superhero
I can clean anything, I'm Super Chlorinated Chicken Man
Commemoration of the death of our Savior, Donald J Trump
The World gathers to give thanks to its savior, Donald J Trump, sadly misunderstood in his own time now revered…
Weinstein tests positive and begins 23 years isolation
He is well cared for, the neighbours are keeping a close eye on him, meals are shipped in and the…
Markets rally as Donald leads an anti-Corona Virus prayer meeting
Of course more poor people will die, that is because the American God doesn't like poor people.
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
The NRA send Thoughts and Prayers to the victims of the latest mass shooting. Although any God that allows such…