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My Proud Boys got a bit carried away, that’s all. I didn’t mean anything by it, it’s not my fault.
Ex-President Trump says well, pardonnez-mois
FOTUS refuses to accept his time is over, he claims 2021 is FAKENEWS and that he is the greatest FOTUS ever!
Operatic soprano Obeesi Bracegirdle, The Fat Lady, has told the Chimp of her frustration with performing for the USA presidential election. Well, Honey, the deal was that I would sing the “The […]
Melania has taken a very firm line, having left him on the naughty step until he bucked his ideas up.
‘It wasn’t us’, claim the makers of Rudi Giuliani’s hair dye.
“I want him to run the Pit of Despair, he is a natural.” says Satan
“We’re loonies not nutters” said Barmy Lord Brockman, Official Monster Raving Loony Candidate
Count Dracula caught up in ‘Stop the Count’ protests.
Trump’s temper tantrum settled after the future ex Mrs Trump added Calpol to his Tommee Tippee Mug
Alternative plans include luring him out by offering Bigly Mac’s and a Press Conference
The Chatty Chimp 