Hitler explains that he never meant for his followers to organise a putsch
My Proud Boys got a bit carried away, that's all. I didn't mean anything by it, it's not my fault.
Ex-President Trump says “Pardon me while I Pardonnez-Moi”
Ex-President Trump says well, pardonnez-mois
FOTUS 20 isn’t going without a tantrum
FOTUS refuses to accept his time is over, he claims 2021 is FAKENEWS and that he is the greatest FOTUS…
The Fat Lady is fed up with repeatedly singing the Star-Spangled Banner
Operatic soprano Obeesi Bracegirdle, The Fat Lady, has told the Chimp of her frustration with...
Melania lets Donald get off the naughty step
Melania has taken a very firm line, having left him on the naughty step until he bucked his ideas up.
Makers of Giuliani’s hair dye deny any responsibility for streaking
'It wasn't us', claim the makers of Rudi Giuliani's hair dye.
Donald Trump to sue Satan for breach of contract over election fiasco
"I want him to run the Pit of Despair, he is a natural." says Satan
Donald Trump to stand for The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
"We're loonies not nutters" said Barmy Lord Brockman, Official Monster Raving Loony Candidate