Spurs fans stocking up after it’s announced that cocaine use would lead to football banning order.
The trouble with whipping the little darlings is that the stiffer the punishment the more they like it.
Princess Flo is a kind soul who is gentle, charitable and caring: This angers Quill, who casts an evil spell over her that turns her heart to ice.
The Commons candle smells of freshly laundered money, Russian Vodka and Dry Rot, with high-notes of Bullshit
The Service Contract Assignment Method will ensure transparency when it comes to bribes and back handers
It appears that the policies they have devised are so impenetrably convoluted that even the politicians can’t understand them.
A good soldier is always ready, I’ve got my potato-peeler
“I can take those bitches down. I eat pussies like you for breakfast” says Paticake
Ming The Merciless heralds in a government for the wealthy by the wealthy.
Hunchback of Notre Dame to make Big Ben bong. Mark Francois ‘If you wanted an ugly, repulsive, hunch-back to ring the bell, surely it should have been me?’
An MP was suspended yesterday, following allegations of sexual impropriety. There was widespread surprise when it turned out to NOT be Boris Johnson.
Parliament’s Saturday session contravenes the EU’S Working Time Directive. Staff health and safety is most important says Speaker.