This will go down a treat in the Tory heartlands and with the Daily Mail, says Priti Patel

The man can't tell the difference between rugby and football, it's outrageous. It's just not cricket!

The fairies deny any association with Boris Johnson and they are up in arms at the suggestion, the unicorns aren't…

Conscription will make the most of teenagers ability to sit on their arse for hours on end, while eating junk…

Let's club together and make sure that no more children have to suffer the shame of admitting Boris is their…

Chatty's back and he's bloody annoyed with England's plastic patriots. You've woken him from his afternoon nap.

Audience identifies minsters responses as a machine. Turing left baffled.

We would like to make it clear that there is no suggestion that an enormous cash pay off in anyway…