There are plans to extend the renewable energy scheme to Town Halls, Churches and Piers Morgan's studio.

Look, I need a gimmick to distract people, otherwise they will realise that this shit show is all my fault

The Shite strikes a Free Trade Agreement with Mordor because it is a long way off and hard to get…

British Fish are jolly happy to be back in British Waters says over-entitled cockwomble

My Proud Boys got a bit carried away, that's all. I didn't mean anything by it, it's not my fault.

With help and support it is possible that Gavin Williamson will be able to surpass the achievements of Chris Grayling.

Ex-President Trump says well, pardonnez-mois

"Look, Boris, put your frucks away, I won't tell you again!" says Nanny, in a forceful tone