There are plans to extend the renewable energy scheme to Town Halls, Churches and Piers Morgan's studio.
Look, I need a gimmick to distract people, otherwise they will realise that this shit show is all my fault
The Shite strikes a Free Trade Agreement with Mordor because it is a long way off and hard to get…
My Proud Boys got a bit carried away, that's all. I didn't mean anything by it, it's not my fault.
With help and support it is possible that Gavin Williamson will be able to surpass the achievements of Chris Grayling.
Ex-President Trump says well, pardonnez-mois
"Look, Boris, put your frucks away, I won't tell you again!" says Nanny, in a forceful tone