Pinocchio Johnson steals the work of Britain’s best loved Barrister.We put a phrase on a Tee Shirt in protest and someone wears to the polling booth!
Breaking News – Nicola Sturgeon’s Acceptance Speech
I have a dream, a dream that Hadrian’s Wall is rebuilt, that Scotland is a proud independent nation under the control of Brussels.
Breaking News – Jo Swinson’s Acceptance Speech
Jo Swinson hails the Lib Dems as future kingmakers and apologises for getting into bed with Boris Johnson, because a Lib Dem can’t resist a posho!
Breaking News – The Boris Johnson acceptance speech
Boris promises to do the best he can with what he has got. Dominic says it will be alright in the end.
Breaking News – Nigel Farage’s acceptance speech
Nigel Farage hails victory for The Brexit Party as it polled 3 Million votes and no MP’s. He warns Boris that he must deliver on tax cuts for the rich!
Breaking News – Corbyn’s Concession Speech
Corbyn’s hails the 159 seat deficit to the Tory Party as a Labour victory. ‘We’ve delivered a majority government, it’s just not ours!”
Prince Andrew surprise favourite to be the next PM
Prince Andrew surprise favourite to be the next PM. He’s not Jeremy and compared to Boris Johnson he is a saint and he never lied to his mum.
Johnson summoned to Head’s Study after his bad behaviour in Assembly
Master Johnson has been summoned to the Headmaster’s Study following some rude, offensive and insulting behaviour in Assembly.
Patient sues NHS after receiving blood from a Tory donor
Labour Party member is suing the NHS after receiving Tory blood during an operation.
Geppetto Johnsoni makes an urgent appeal for Pinocchio to come home
Geppetto Johnsoni makes an urgent appeal for Pinocchio to come home. The little scamp has gone missing and that means someone is getting lied to.
World’s greatest detectives can’t find a politicians promise being honoured
The World’s greatest detectives have been unable to find any evidence of a politicians election promise being honoured. “It’s all bull” says Miss Marple
Mr Braine resigns UKIP leadership despite having done nothing wrong
Dick Braine resigned the UKIP Leadership despite having done nothing wrong. After 3 months in the role, he has decided he’s not cut out for politics.