Liz, it was your policy, you announced it, the least you can do is understand it!
5-yr-old brought in to explain Liz Truss’s energy cap to Liz Truss
The Pound achieves parity with The Peanut
As The Pound continues to plummet, the price of peanuts has been rising steadily. Nuts are seen as the safer option for investors.
‘Greed got me where I am today’ said Fat Boy Johnson
“There’s no such thing as a free lunch, I make them pay me to eat it!” says The Blonde Balloon
The Shite strikes Free Trade Agreement with Mordor
The Shite strikes a Free Trade Agreement with Mordor because it is a long way off and hard to get to
“Let’s help those that are helping themselves,” says Think Tank
There is a risk that the highest tax burden will fall on those working hardest to avoid paying any!
Mike Cashley to use the Legions of the Damned to keep his shops open
All Mr S Atan wanted in return was my eternal soul, and as it doesn’t exist I was happy to sign it over.
Government opens up HS3, a chuffing service from Caernarfon to Rhyl
The Welsh Musket Train flying from Caernarfon to Rhyl in a day and a half.
TSB to improve customer service by closing their branches
TSB are so fed up with appalling customer service ratings that they have decided to improve things by closing their branches.
Part-Time Coin Tosser out performs Deutsche Bank traders
Part-Time Coin Tosser out performs Deutsche Bank traders by betting on DB shares falling.
Major international row breaks out over Fukall
Major international row breaks out over Fukall
Billionaire businessman wins compensation from HMRC after getting a tax bill
Billionaire businessman wins compensation from HMRC after getting a tax bill
Britain’s Black Economy ruined as the UK moves to a cashless economy
As Britain becomes a cashless society it’s proved ruinous for the drug dealers, strippers and builders who depend on it
The Chatty Chimp 