Mike Cashley to use the Legions of the Damned to keep his shops open
All Mr S Atan wanted in return was my eternal soul, and as it doesn't exist I was happy to…
Government opens up HS3, a chuffing service from Caernarfon to Rhyl
The Welsh Musket Train flying from Caernarfon to Rhyl in a day and a half.
TSB to improve customer service by closing their branches
TSB are so fed up with appalling customer service ratings that they have decided to improve things by closing their…
The Pound achieves parity with The Peanut
As The Pound continues to plummet, the price of peanuts has been rising steadily. Now seen as the safe option…
Part-Time Coin Tosser out performs Deutsche Bank traders
Part-Time Coin Tosser out performs Deutsche Bank traders by betting on DB shares falling.
Major international row breaks out over Fukall
Major international row breaks out over Fukall
Billionaire businessman wins compensation from HMRC after getting a tax bill
Billionaire businessman wins compensation from HMRC after getting a tax bill
Britain’s Black Economy ruined as the UK moves to a cashless economy
As Britain becomes a cashless society it's proved ruinous for the drug dealers, strippers and builders who depend on it