“This song is incredibly insensitive, with its insidious subtext and elitist culture” says woke singleton, Paul
You can take the bear out of the woods, but when it comes to taking the wood out of the bear, there is only one place to do it.
Livers in open revolt, as lockdown drinking hits the roof! “Get a hboby and stop the abuse” they cry!
He has been living on grubs and berries and collecting water in an old wellie boot!
Humans booted out of the Ape tribe. “Strategically shaved idiot, more like” says Ape
It started as a good idea but now its got out of hand, people were even out clapping for politicians that a month ago they would have burned at the stake.
Look after your own bloody child says stressed out head and take your bloody crystals with you
How does her brain keep going, filled with all that rubbish, it just flows out of her, 24/7
“Please recycle your used bog roll, save the planet and don’t destroy my future” says Greta
People with this condition tend to become office jokers, unwanted party guests or breakfast tv presenters.
And the award for the ’employee thought most likely to machine gun a roomful of colleagues’ is…
Millennial Hipster, Skye Nation was left traumatised after buying coffee from a coffee chain.