He has been living on grubs and berries and collecting water in an old wellie boot!
It started as a good idea but now its got out of hand, people were even out clapping for politicians…
Look after your own bloody child says stressed out head and take your bloody crystals with you
How does her brain keep going, filled with all that rubbish, it just flows out of her, 24/7
"Please recycle your used bog roll, save the planet and don't destroy my future" says Greta
People with this condition tend to become office jokers, unwanted party guests or breakfast tv presenters.