Xmas cheer as Lockdown means Uncle Jack isn’t coming for Xmas
I grew up with him, so you get used to it, but it' no fun for the rest of the…
Fantasy Theme Park visit doesn’t have a happy ending
It was pink and glittery as advertised, but the skin looked suspiciously like spandex.
Lockdown divorce after husband wins the love of his wife’s cat
Well, if he wants him, he can have him, I'm off to get a puppy!
Cupid issues a public apology to Carrie Symonds
"I'll get myself down to Specsavers, should have gone there in the first place" says Cupid
Satan announces delight at impending fatherhood
Satan announces impending fatherhood, "Being able to pass on the family business will leave more time to work on my…
Prince Harry granted asylum in Canada as he flees his angry Gran
Fleeing persecution from his angry Gran, Prince Harry has been granted political asylum in Canada.
Grandad sent to a home after buying a copy of The Daily Mail
One family packed Grandad off to an Old Folks Home after he came home from the shops with a copy…
Doctor confirms patient doesn’t have dementia, he’s just thick
A Doctor has told a relieved family that Dad doesn't have dementia, it's just that he's thick. The technical term…