
Let’s club together and make sure that no more children have to suffer the shame of admitting Boris is their Dad.
Let’s club together and make sure that no more children have to suffer the shame of admitting Boris is their Dad.
“ooyabastidfookinell” yield Dad as he made the classic error of walking across his child’s bedroom in his socks
I grew up with him, so you get used to it, but it’ no fun for the rest of the family.
It was pink and glittery as advertised, but the skin looked suspiciously like spandex.
Well, if he wants him, he can have him, I’m off to get a puppy!
“I’ll get myself down to Specsavers, should have gone there in the first place” says Cupid
Satan announces impending fatherhood, “Being able to pass on the family business will leave more time to work on my golf handicap” he says.
Fleeing persecution from his angry Gran, Prince Harry has been granted political asylum in Canada.
One family packed Grandad off to an Old Folks Home after he came home from the shops with a copy of The Daily Mail. “The shame of it!”, said his daughter.
A Doctor has told a relieved family that Dad doesn’t have dementia, it’s just that he’s thick. The technical term is ‘Thickius Asmincius’.