Having relegated Middlesbrough, we thought Gareth Southgate was perfect for the England job, says FA Spokesman.
Chatty’s back and he’s bloody annoyed with England’s plastic patriots. You’ve woken him from his afternoon nap.
It’s not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious it’s Europeansuperleagueistotallyatrocious
The annual lack of personality award goes to a colossal dullard.
I am considering moving to Manchester United, so I don’t have to play him again
Man United, booted out of Europe’s second most pointless trophy, they don’t even have the consolation of a consolation prize in Le Consolation cup.
The horny little buggers have too much time on their paws and the result is that they are making more wombles.
Now matter how hard I try, it turns out that I am really shite, admits Professional Footballer, 110% is not enough!
Subbuteo, where players can’t fall down, the ref’s word is law and there is an awful lot of flicking going on.
Golf, golf, golf, that is all he thinks about! I’m sure he prefers his golfing buddies to me!
“I can take those bitches down. I eat pussies like you for breakfast” says Paticake
Britain refuses to take Corona Virus seriously until football matches are moved.