Italy v England, what’s the difference?
Having relegated Middlesbrough, we thought Gareth Southgate was perfect for the England job, says FA Spokesman.
Having relegated Middlesbrough, we thought Gareth Southgate was perfect for the England job, says FA Spokesman.
Chatty's back and he's bloody annoyed with England's plastic patriots. You've woken him from his afternoon nap.
It's not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious it's Europeansuperleagueistotallyatrocious
The annual lack of personality award goes to a colossal dullard.
I am considering moving to Manchester United, so I don't have to play him again
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