“Mass market masses for the masses” said the Pope. “Get your blessings here! £10 a blessing. Hands laid on for free.” Said the Archbish of C.
What Christ really said about the Christmas Market
Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes
Meanwhile, as Andrew goes to live in penury in a Royal castle, Rachel admits paperwork is not her strong point.
Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull
Unable to house people in hotels, the Government has resorted to moving them to Hull. When that’s full Doncaster will be next.
Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink
After the farting dog tax, what’s next? Bringing back the Windows Tax? A tax on gullibility? Rejoin the EU?
Put a tiger in your tank
Treasury says kerching as oil companies ditch renewables for oil and gas drilling. Esso Tiger eats Just Stop Oil protestor.
“DON’T TAX US” SAYS RICH BASTARDS ALLIANCE
Taxing the rich is discriminatory claim the wealthy. “Do you know how hard it is to live on £10 mill a year?2 says Giles Giles
Get 40% off the Rolls Royce Reeves
R U Rich? Very, very rich? Then you deserve 40% of our latest model, The Rolls Royce Reeves. Get it while the government lasts.
Sir Keir Starmer to run in Tory leadership race
Meanwhile, the privately educated, working class burger flipper, Kemi BadEnoch, is trying to win support by turning The Handmaid’s Tale into reality.
Renters Reform Bill – Landlord to sell 650 houses
The press tried to represent the landlord as victim.
Starmer plots Labour Dynasty as he launches Tory Lite with attack on OAPs
It worked for the Tories, it can work for me, I’ve 14 glorious years ahead.
Tory Leadership Race: Who will be Britain’s most unelectable political leader?
All the candidates have pledged to uphold the Tory values of blaming someone else while we steal your money.
Labour Out campaign gathers momentum
If we don’t get a white Christmas this government has had it.
The Chatty Chimp 