After an almost unbearable wait, fuelled by leaks, teasers and expensive publicity campaigns, Tits and Dragons is back on our TV screens.

Already, there has been much portentous talking, some boring monologues and a startling revelation of something everyone had already guessed. This will be endlessly discussed on Social Media, until everyone loses the will to live.

Each episode features the tits of the young girls who were underage in the previous seven seasons of the show. Apparently, this will be ok and not in the slightest bit creepy.

A key character will be, unexpectedly, slain in order to keep up the suspense. There’ll be gratuitous torture so the show can be described as ‘realistic’.

In order to be ‘woke’ the dwarf will behave badly, say something funny and then roll around with some young ladies with their tits out.

The dragons will have a spectacular dog fight followed by a climactic, bloody, CGI enhanced, battle scene nicked from Lord of The Rings.

A veteran actor will take a small but important part to win an Emmy, get a big cheque or please his grandchildren, before dragging out his inevitable death scene.

Eventually the fat boy will step forward to save the day.

It will be acclaimed as the greatest drama series in the history of television, until the next one comes along. Bobby will wake up in the shower and find it was all a dream, bought on by excessive cheese consumption.