“Mass market masses for the masses” said the Pope. “Get your blessings here! £10 a blessing. Hands laid on for free.” Said the Archbish of C.
What Christ really said about the Christmas Market
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Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull
Unable to house people in hotels, the Government has resorted to moving them to Hull. When that’s full Doncaster will be next.
Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?
The AI-generated content was criticised for being ‘woefully inaccurate, mindlessly repetitive and a hate-filled diatribe’. The company declared it a success.
Trump urges America to send thoughts and prayers to Elon in his time of greed
Now, more than ever the left-wing commie scum is trying to make society fairer for all, we all need to help Elon in his fight to stop this.
Splitters split from party as Reform UK Ltd v2 splits!
Reform UK Ltd, reforms as Reform Yuk, Reform Fuk U, Reform CUK, Refrom Suks and Putin’s little helper carries on the grift.
East Sussex County Council blows £4.6 million on a useless bridge
Whilst it is unfortunate the bridge won’t be built, it was beautifully administered. £4.6 is a small price to play not to build a bridge.
Farage honours culture war casualties
If we are to win this war you need to send me money! Please make your donations payable to Reform UK Ltd.
Gregg Wallace scoops national hole digging award
Nominees for the British Constructions Awards Project Of The Year Award have complained to the show’s organisers that “there’s no point in even turning up now.” Those in line for the prestigious prize […]
Satan declines position in Trump’s cabinet
“The main reason I turned down the job is because I’m just not that nasty. Have you tried Jesus?” said the infernal one.
Met Police: When Good Conduct Is a Surprise
You can’t let people get away with this kind of behaviour, what will the public think of us if we turn up and act in a professional manner?
Trumpety Trump wins Eastbourne Downs Club Championship
It’s not the first time he has won a competition he didn’t enter.
Sir Keir Starmer to run in Tory leadership race
Meanwhile, the privately educated, working class burger flipper, Kemi BadEnoch, is trying to win support by turning The Handmaid’s Tale into reality.
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