A furore has blown up after the Home Secretary, Nutella Braverman, sent classified emails using Gmail. Concerns arose when the Russian News agency published a story outlining Nutella’s strategy for dealing with […]
“No more flying to the Caymans to hide my money when I can just pootle along the M20 to hide my money” says Benefit Claimant.
“Finally, someone appreciates everything I have done.” Says St Boris of Bumbletown, patron saint of liars, cheats and swindlers.
Fed up with looking foolish every time she opens her mouth, Thick Lizzie plans to copy Boris and hide in a fridge when the going gets tough.
Let’s club together and make sure that no more children have to suffer the shame of admitting Boris is their Dad.
Chatty’s back and he’s bloody annoyed with England’s plastic patriots. You’ve woken him from his afternoon nap.
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I’m very, very sorry that I got caught out. But on the plus side, look at the headlines! Brilliant!
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