You can’t let people get away with this kind of behaviour, what will the public think of us if we turn up and act in a professional manner?
Met Police: When Good Conduct Is a Surprise
Man with 1,487 spare bedrooms comforts the homeless
“Do you have room for a single mother of three? You do, how lovely” says Prince
Trumpety Trump wins Eastbourne Downs Club Championship
It’s not the first time he has won a competition he didn’t enter.
Sir Keir Starmer to run in Tory leadership race
Meanwhile, the privately educated, working class burger flipper, Kemi BadEnoch, is trying to win support by turning The Handmaid’s Tale into reality.
Delegates arrive in Birmingham for the Tory Party Conference
BBC apologises after no one noticed that coverage of fringe meetings was accidently replaced by Broadmoor Group Therapy sessions.
Renters Reform Bill – Landlord to sell 650 houses
The press tried to represent the landlord as victim.
Man City dish out the dosh to make ludicrous charges disappear
City’s Middle Eastern owners have poured billions into the Club, enabling the team to come out of the shadows of its formerly illustrious neighbour, Oldham Athletic.
Starmer plots Labour Dynasty as he launches Tory Lite with attack on OAPs
It worked for the Tories, it can work for me, I’ve 14 glorious years ahead.
Donald Trump recommends serving Red wine with Labrador
Following Trump’s comments, Harris said, “WTF is going on? Did I wake up in the Twilight Zone?” This message is brought to you by Pets at Home.
God gives up on Jerusalem and moves to Lubbock
In a surprise move, God has upped sticks and moved from Jerusalem to Lubbock, Texas. Amazingly, Chatty got a personal interview with the Metatron. He began by asking, what brought about such […]
The NRA send thoughts and prayers following a mass shooting at (The school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
NRA’s mass shooting response template leaked online. “Journalism is a doddle” says media critic.
Free Tommy Robinson from his poolside hell!
Given he is lounging by the pool at a 5 star hotel, how much freer do you want him to be?
The Chatty Chimp 