There are plans to extend the renewable energy scheme to Town Halls, Churches and Piers Morgan's studio.

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Look, I need a gimmick to distract people, otherwise they will realise that this shit show is all my fault

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The Shite strikes a Free Trade Agreement with Mordor because it is a long way off and hard to get…

British Fish are jolly happy to be back in British Waters says over-entitled cockwomble