Sat. Nov 28th, 2020
Old fashioned writing machine

We are an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet. We write stories about everyday life in the Monkey House.

One of our aims is to give new writers a platform to have their work published. To urge funny people to put finger to keyboard, in 250 words or less, and tell us something we hadn’t thought of. 

If you fancy giving it a go we will be kind and encouraging. Several of us started out but sending in satirical stories to online papers, just to see if we could get published. We did, it was fun so we carried on.

As for fame, fortune and what not. There really isn’t any. We’ve no income, we’re not operating on a commercial basis so paying anyone isn’t currently an option. You will get our endless thanks.

In a silly world like ours sometimes the only weapon we have is laughter.

SEND YOUR STORY TO: submissions@chattychimp.co

You can find helpful hints on sending your story to The Chatty Chimp, here; Writing for The Chatty Chimp.

By chattychimp

The cheeky monkey responsible for this. Not a scooby what he is doing most of the time. Otherwise to found consuming, beer, cheese and biscuits. If you're passing stop and say hi.

The Chatty Chimp, where we don't do fake news, all our stories are 100% made up!