
Boris is such an idiot that he struggles to find Uxbridge on a map, let alone visit the place.
Boris is such an idiot that he struggles to find Uxbridge on a map, let alone visit the place.
“No more flying to the Caymans to hide my money when I can just pootle along the M20 to hide my money” says Benefit Claimant.
Fed up with looking foolish every time she opens her mouth, Thick Lizzie plans to copy Boris and hide in a fridge when the going gets tough.
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The News Where You Aren’t by Eden Luke McIntyre, featuring ELO’s Jeff Lynne is returning to his alien home-world, a Scottish tourist is suing Megabus because someone has to and Boris Johnson’s Brexit plan has been leaked.
The News Where You Aren’t by Eden Luke McIntyre, featuring Edinburgh destroyed by a nuke, Weegie kills slow walking commuters, Brexit is a circus and the Beatles were a Soviet Conspiracy
The News Where You Aren’t by Eden Luke McIntyre, featuring NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson, John Bercow’s showbiz plans, unmentionable diseases and Dr Who’s hash dealing enterprise.
The News Where You Aren’t by Eden Luke McIntyre, featuring NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson, John Bercow’s showbiz plans, unmentionable diseases and Dr Who’s hash dealing enterprise.
Compass Community Arts, in conjunction with The Chatty Chimp present an exhibition of Brexit themed satirical art
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Do you fancy having a go at writing for The Chatty Chimp? No matter how much experience you have had, we would love to hear from you?
Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”. Well, why not give it a go?