Look, if one can do it, anyone can do it, says the man selling Britain, as fast as he can, “It’s a great opportunity”
That’ll show ’em says classic car enthusiast and peace protestor, Ian Napton
As Britain contemplates life under King Charlie, souvenir tea towel makers are ramping up production.
Having relegated Middlesbrough, we thought Gareth Southgate was perfect for the England job, says FA Spokesman.
If NASA were more willing to get in a bath full of live rats, or spend a night in Newport, people might respond better to them.
With their hands full mismanaging Covid and Brexit, the government is struggling to keep up with some of its 2019 Manifesto promises. However, Home Secretary Priti Patel has been working hard to […]
Of course Australia doesn’t have a FTA with the EU, there are some individual deals in place but then it is 6,000 miles away, so who cares?
As Boris sits in the Downing Street War Room, pushing wooden blocks about with a broom, dreams of glory in his mind, the nation faces its darkest hour!
The Orkneys, Shetlands and Anglesey are popular destinations as they are miles away from London.
Newsreaders around the world can’t stop laughing at Donald Trump testing positive for Covid. “God certainly has a sense of humour” said one.
If you are committed to being in the traffic jam anyway, if you’ve booked your slot, you don’t actually need to be there.
If he didn’t know what to do with it, he could have phoned a friend!