Obergeneralcuntnant Farage will receive his ward at the German Embassy in Buckingham Palace.
Nigel Farage promoted to Obergeneralcuntnant in this year’s Honours List
HMV’s Grift Voucher Scheme will sell peerages, financial favours, ferrying contracts and government influence as part of a daring rescue plan
Gongs clang as everyone bows to His Masters Voice. HMV to be saved for the benefit of the administrators.
Grift Vouchers can be purchased in the Lobby
The Chatty Chimp 