Mary Poppins has weighed into the debate about the proposed European Super League. She was asked for her opinions about the Super League whilst judging at an exhibition of pavement art.
“The Europeansuperleagueistotallyatrocious; Just the very thought of it is really quite precocious. Our objection to this lunacy should be quite ferocious; because the Europeansuperleagueistotallyatrocious!”Mary Poppins, football pundit and nursemaid
Poppins is no stranger to controversy, having previously attacked government rules on sugar company sports sponsorship deals. She also attracted both criticism and plaudits for her stance on banking products targeted at young children.
“Poppins knows the score, you mark my words. She‘ll sort out those high-rolling footy executives.”Gorblimy van Dick, Mockney Chimney Sweep
A spokesperson for the proposed Super League didn’t seem overly concerned:
“Well, that’s typical Poppins, isn’t it? She breezes into a situation, creates a lot of fuss and then disappears as soon as the wind changes direction.Fat Cat Bastard, Super-league Spokesman,