
When is an apology not an apology? “Usually when you have done something wrong!” Says Sigmund F
Monkeys like sports.
When is an apology not an apology? “Usually when you have done something wrong!” Says Sigmund F
Having relegated Middlesbrough, we thought Gareth Southgate was perfect for the England job, says FA Spokesman.
It’s not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious it’s Europeansuperleagueistotallyatrocious
The annual lack of personality award goes to a colossal dullard.
I am considering moving to Manchester United, so I don’t have to play him again
Man United, booted out of Europe’s second most pointless trophy, they don’t even have the consolation of a consolation prize in Le Consolation cup.
Man Utd player asks for the EPL to be delayed so he can finish his book
Subbuteo, where players can’t fall down, the ref’s word is law and there is an awful lot of flicking going on.
I’ll be ready once I’ve remodelled the kitchen and added a conservatory
Golf, golf, golf, that is all he thinks about! I’m sure he prefers his golfing buddies to me!
Britain refuses to take Corona Virus seriously until football matches are moved.
Officials at the club took the decision came following their game against RB Leipzig, which ended in a humiliating 0-3 defeat, and exit from The Champions League. The club said that following […]