Of course there is a shortage of Xmas toys, Boris has bought them all for his kids!
Boris reassures the nation’s kids that there is no shortage of Xmas toys
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Veganist gutted to discover he could have had meat for the last 25 years
Veganist gutted to discover he could have had meat for the last 25 years. Scientists find meat’s good for you, the planet and the animals. No more Quorn!
Police Service to provide more officers for criminals to attack
Government reverse police cuts to spread out the number of attack each officer faces. Plan is to cut the number to 3 or 4 attacks per copper
Funniest joke at Edinburgh Fringe
Florets, part of the smorgashboard of comedy provender on offer at the Scottish Buffet Table in August. A mish mash of punnets and a giant bag of nuts.
The Chatty Chimp 