“Mass market masses for the masses” said the Pope. “Get your blessings here! £10 a blessing. Hands laid on for free.” Said the Archbish of C.
What Christ really said about the Christmas Market
Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes
Meanwhile, as Andrew goes to live in penury in a Royal castle, Rachel admits paperwork is not her strong point.
Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull
Unable to house people in hotels, the Government has resorted to moving them to Hull. When that’s full Doncaster will be next.
Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink
After the farting dog tax, what’s next? Bringing back the Windows Tax? A tax on gullibility? Rejoin the EU?
Trump urges America to send thoughts and prayers to Elon in his time of greed
Now, more than ever the left-wing commie scum is trying to make society fairer for all, we all need to help Elon in his fight to stop this.
Splitters split from party as Reform UK Ltd v2 splits!
Reform UK Ltd, reforms as Reform Yuk, Reform Fuk U, Reform CUK, Refrom Suks and Putin’s little helper carries on the grift.
East Sussex County Council blows £4.6 million on a useless bridge
Whilst it is unfortunate the bridge won’t be built, it was beautifully administered. £4.6 is a small price to play not to build a bridge.
“DON’T TAX US” SAYS RICH BASTARDS ALLIANCE
Taxing the rich is discriminatory claim the wealthy. “Do you know how hard it is to live on £10 mill a year?2 says Giles Giles
Get 40% off the Rolls Royce Reeves
R U Rich? Very, very rich? Then you deserve 40% of our latest model, The Rolls Royce Reeves. Get it while the government lasts.
Satan declines position in Trump’s cabinet
“The main reason I turned down the job is because I’m just not that nasty. Have you tried Jesus?” said the infernal one.
Met Police: When Good Conduct Is a Surprise
You can’t let people get away with this kind of behaviour, what will the public think of us if we turn up and act in a professional manner?
Man with 1,487 spare bedrooms comforts the homeless
“Do you have room for a single mother of three? You do, how lovely” says Prince
The Chatty Chimp 