This will go down a treat in the Tory heartlands and with the Daily Mail, says Priti Patel

The man can't tell the difference between rugby and football, it's outrageous. It's just not cricket!

The fairies deny any association with Boris Johnson and they are up in arms at the suggestion, the unicorns aren't…

Conscription will make the most of teenagers ability to sit on their arse for hours on end, while eating junk…

Let's club together and make sure that no more children have to suffer the shame of admitting Boris is their…

The official Cabinet Minster Apology Template, currently being used by Matt Hancock

He's an old-fashioned politician, i.e. one with enough respect for the electorate to not get caught. They don't make them…

"There's no such thing as a free lunch, I make them pay me to eat it!" says The Blonde Balloon