Meghan and Harry announce that they are going to live a more private life in the full glare of world…

It was a titanic success says the government despite evidence to the contrary.

Look, I need a gimmick to distract people, otherwise they will realise that this shit show is all my fault

Anti-Vaxxers outraged that the EU want to get their hands on a vaccine that doesn't work!

The Shite strikes a Free Trade Agreement with Mordor because it is a long way off and hard to get…

British Fish are jolly happy to be back in British Waters says over-entitled cockwomble

My Proud Boys got a bit carried away, that's all. I didn't mean anything by it, it's not my fault.

With help and support it is possible that Gavin Williamson will be able to surpass the achievements of Chris Grayling.