It was a titanic success says the government despite evidence to the contrary.
Look, I need a gimmick to distract people, otherwise they will realise that this shit show is all my fault
The Shite strikes a Free Trade Agreement with Mordor because it is a long way off and hard to get…
My Proud Boys got a bit carried away, that's all. I didn't mean anything by it, it's not my fault.
With help and support it is possible that Gavin Williamson will be able to surpass the achievements of Chris Grayling.
Ex-President Trump says well, pardonnez-mois