‘Greed got me where I am today’ said Fat Boy Johnson
"There's no such thing as a free lunch, I make them pay me to eat it!" says The Blonde Balloon
The Met reclaims streets from Clapham Common protestors
The Met reclaims the streets from women standing quietly, holding candles and remembering the life of a woman, brutally murdered…
Track and Trace Consultants are ‘Geo’ cashing in
It's a brilliant solution, we can sit back and trouser the readies while unpaid volunteers do all the work, kerching!
Priti Patel claims she is innocent after paying off bullying victim
We would like to make it clear that there is no suggestion that an enormous cash pay off in anyway…
Gove confirms he hasn’t got any mates to give PPE contracts to
At times it's hard to be Tory, when you don't have any friends to give fat, juicy, Corona Virus contracts…
Thames Water to use politicians bullshit to power homes
There are plans to extend the renewable energy scheme to Town Halls, Churches and Piers Morgan's studio.
Meghan and Harry announce they are expecting second slice of cake
Meghan and Harry announce that they are going to live a more private life in the full glare of world…
“We did all we could,” says the Captain of Titanic
It was a titanic success says the government despite evidence to the contrary.