Spurs fans stocking up after it's announced that cocaine use would lead to football banning order.
Of course there is a shortage of Xmas toys, Boris has bought them all for his kids!
This will go down a treat in the Tory heartlands and with the Daily Mail, says Priti Patel
The man can't tell the difference between rugby and football, it's outrageous. It's just not cricket!
The fairies deny any association with Boris Johnson and they are up in arms at the suggestion, the unicorns aren't…
Conscription will make the most of teenagers ability to sit on their arse for hours on end, while eating junk…
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