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God gives up on Jerusalem and moves to Lubbock
In a surprise move, God has upped sticks and moved from Jerusalem to Lubbock, Texas. Amazingly, Chatty got a personal interview with the Metatron. He began by asking, what brought about such […]
The NRA send thoughts and prayers following a mass shooting at (The school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
NRA’s mass shooting response template leaked online. “Journalism is a doddle” says media critic.
Free Tommy Robinson from his poolside hell!
Given he is lounging by the pool at a 5 star hotel, how much freer do you want him to be?
‘You Bloody Woke Do-gooder’ upgraded from an insult to a compliment
The central committee responsible for the administration of offensive insults, slurs, and banter has issued a revised rating for the phrase, “You bloody woke do-gooder.” “Following our review, the phrase has been […]
Tory Leadership Race: Who will be Britain’s most unelectable political leader?
All the candidates have pledged to uphold the Tory values of blaming someone else while we steal your money.
Labour Out campaign gathers momentum
If we don’t get a white Christmas this government has had it.
The get ‘Labour Out’ campaign kicks off
As Keir Starmer leads Labour to it’s greatest electoral success his supporters campaign to get Labour Out
Supermarket chain celebrates paying Ian Napton the minimum wage for 35 years
“Congratulations to Ian on surviving 35 years in a dull, meaningless, minimum-wage job. We appreciate it.” says Chairman
Fishy Sunak to conscript a Grandads Army
Sure, we may lose a few voters but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Liz Truss crosses the floor and accidentally rejoins the Conservative Party
Liz tries to distance her self from claims that she aimed to join Labour and missed.
Rishi Sunak set to play his joker! Tory votes to count double!
If Tory votes count double we might get as many as forty votes!
The Chatty Chimp 