City’s Middle Eastern owners have poured billions into the Club, enabling the team to come out of the shadows of its formerly illustrious neighbour, Oldham Athletic.
Man City dish out the dosh to make ludicrous charges disappear
Starmer plots Labour Dynasty as he launches Tory Lite with attack on OAPs
It worked for the Tories, it can work for me, I’ve 14 glorious years ahead.
Donald Trump recommends serving Red wine with Labrador
Following Trump’s comments, Harris said, “WTF is going on? Did I wake up in the Twilight Zone?” This message is brought to you by Pets at Home.
God gives up on Jerusalem and moves to Lubbock
In a surprise move, God has upped sticks and moved from Jerusalem to Lubbock, Texas. Amazingly, Chatty got a personal interview with the Metatron. He began by asking, what brought about such […]
The NRA send thoughts and prayers following a mass shooting at (The school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
NRA’s mass shooting response template leaked online. “Journalism is a doddle” says media critic.
Free Tommy Robinson from his poolside hell!
Given he is lounging by the pool at a 5 star hotel, how much freer do you want him to be?
‘You Bloody Woke Do-gooder’ upgraded from an insult to a compliment
The central committee responsible for the administration of offensive insults, slurs, and banter has issued a revised rating for the phrase, “You bloody woke do-gooder.” “Following our review, the phrase has been […]
Tory Leadership Race: Who will be Britain’s most unelectable political leader?
All the candidates have pledged to uphold the Tory values of blaming someone else while we steal your money.
Labour Out campaign gathers momentum
If we don’t get a white Christmas this government has had it.
The get ‘Labour Out’ campaign kicks off
As Keir Starmer leads Labour to it’s greatest electoral success his supporters campaign to get Labour Out
Supermarket chain celebrates paying Ian Napton the minimum wage for 35 years
“Congratulations to Ian on surviving 35 years in a dull, meaningless, minimum-wage job. We appreciate it.” says Chairman
Fishy Sunak to conscript a Grandads Army
Sure, we may lose a few voters but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
The Chatty Chimp 