Ex-President Trump says well, pardonnez-mois
COVID Regulations game show where the winners can win an online delivery slot at their supermarket of choice.
FOTUS refuses to accept his time is over, he claims 2021 is FAKENEWS and that he is the greatest FOTUS ever!
Obergeneralcuntnant Farage will receive his ward at the German Embassy in Buckingham Palace.
The annual lack of personality award goes to a colossal dullard.
“Look, Boris, put your frucks away, I won’t tell you again!” says Nanny, in a forceful tone
Research Group members left weeping with disappointment after the harsh punishment they were promised was withdrawn.
The Home Office was thrown into panic today after a mistake by an intern led to Priti Patel authorising her own deportation. It appears that Ms Patel’s personal details were given to […]
I’m not having it, you can’t go around asking women if they are virgins, not in my pub
Operatic soprano Obeesi Bracegirdle, The Fat Lady, has told the Chimp of her frustration with performing for the USA presidential election. Well, Honey, the deal was that I would sing the “The […]
“This song is incredibly insensitive, with its insidious subtext and elitist culture” says woke singleton, Paul
“ooyabastidfookinell” yield Dad as he made the classic error of walking across his child’s bedroom in his socks