Chatty's back and he's bloody annoyed with England's plastic patriots. You've woken him from his afternoon nap.
The official Cabinet Minster Apology Template, currently being used by Matt Hancock
I wish I was your bumble bee, my heart all true and solemn, I’d buzz around your honey-pot and suckle…
The Chatty Chimp says goodbye.c
Audience identifies minsters responses as a machine. Turing left baffled.
Meanwhile the mop used to clean the toilet is for sale on EBAY, where a Mr N Witch is winning…
Astronomy is really boring, I thought there would be aliens and lasers and stuff but it is all just rocks.