I like Frucking and I like to Fruck, If you don’t like Frucking, tough luck*
"Look, Boris, put your frucks away, I won't tell you again!" says Nanny, in a forceful tone
European BDSM Research Group aren’t getting their punishment
Research Group members left weeping with disappointment after the harsh punishment they were promised was withdrawn.
Priti Patel’s office accidentally organisers her deportation
The Home Office was thrown into panic today after a mistake by an intern led...
Babs bars Jesus from The Pearly Gates pub
I'm not having it, you can't go around asking women if they are virgins, not in my pub
The Fat Lady is fed up with repeatedly singing the Star-Spangled Banner
Operatic soprano Obeesi Bracegirdle, The Fat Lady, has told the Chimp of her frustration with...
‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ slammed for encouraging lockdown breaches
"This song is incredibly insensitive, with its insidious subtext and elitist culture" says woke singleton, Paul
Foot injury claims against Lego jump to a record high
"ooyabastidfookinell" yield Dad as he made the classic error of walking across his child's bedroom in his socks
Owner of the original Time Machine now in Government
A man of portly stature, a buffoon type, blustering, with his clownish personality hiding a manipulative and coercive nature.