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Uxbridge chooses Boris Johnson as their Village Idiot

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 23, 2023

Hunt hails ‘historic’ budget as he unveils free doggy day care for all

By thehappymonkey12 on Mar 15, 2023

Waitrose opens a Tory Refugee Centre in Guilford

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 15, 2023

BBC makes a Schrödinger’s Apology to St Gary of Lineker

By thehappymonkey12 on Mar 13, 2023

The left-wing economic establishment brought me down, cries Liz Truss

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 5, 2023

Daily Express editor suffers orgasmic death as snow arrives

By thecrownprince on Dec 16, 2022

Universal Credit claimants welcome the chance to hide their money in UK-Based tax-havens

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 24, 2022

“No more flying to the Caymans to hide my money when I can just pootle along the M20 to hide my money” says Benefit Claimant.

The Pound achieves parity with The Peanut

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 21, 2022
Greed is good

As The Pound continues to plummet, the price of peanuts has been rising steadily. Nuts are seen as the safer option for investors.

Graham Brady receives letters of no confidence in Liz Truss

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 5, 2022

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, in comes Liz Truss.

Boris Johnson to be elevated to Sainthood

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 4, 2022
Bozo at the fringe

“Finally, someone appreciates everything I have done.” Says St Boris of Bumbletown, patron saint of liars, cheats and swindlers.

Liz Truss buys a hide-in fridge

By Chatty Chimp on Aug 30, 2022

Fed up with looking foolish every time she opens her mouth, Thick Lizzie plans to copy Boris and hide in a fridge when the going gets tough.

James Webb Telescope unable to find Brexit Benefits

By on Jul 13, 2022
13.8 Billion years in the making

On the plus side, we did find Priti Patel’s compassion hidden on a barren rock 4.4 billion light years away.

Brexit Opportunities Minister makes the most of his opportunity to sell the Pound

By colin on Apr 30, 2022
Jacob Rees-Mogg

Look, if one can do it, anyone can do it, says the man selling Britain, as fast as he can, “It’s a great opportunity”

Brits promise to punish Putin by not buying a Lada

By colin on Mar 12, 2022
snow light road landscape

That’ll show ’em says classic car enthusiast and peace protestor, Ian Napton

Priti Patel opens Pop Up Taco Bar to help Ukrainian Refugees

By on Mar 9, 2022 • ( Leave a comment )
cooked food on stainless steel tray

“Why would we bother spying? We recruited most of your civil servants, bought the government and even have our man in the Lords!” says Vlad the Bad

Vladimir Putin gets cat and moves to secret underground lair

By on Mar 2, 2022 • ( 1 Comment )

Putin’s invasion of Ukraine is just an audition for the role of Bond Villain that got a bit out of hand.

Ex-Prince Andrew pays out millions despite having done nothing wrong

By on Feb 15, 2022 • ( Leave a comment )
Prince Andrew on Millionaire

What’s the point of being a rich, powerful, connected, white-man if you can’t do who the hell you like?

Rats flee sinking ship as party boat springs a leak

By on Feb 14, 2022 • ( Leave a comment )
Rats

The Party Boat, HMS Moronic, crashes into ice berg, rats flee to save their own skins.

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Uxbridge chooses Boris Johnson as their Village Idiot

Uxbridge chooses Boris Johnson as their Village Idiot

by Chatty Chimp Mar 23, 2023
Hunt hails ‘historic’ budget as he unveils free doggy day care for all

Hunt hails ‘historic’ budget as he unveils free doggy day care for all

by thehappymonkey12 Mar 15, 2023
Waitrose opens a Tory Refugee Centre in Guilford

Waitrose opens a Tory Refugee Centre in Guilford

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