Tories feast on the rotting and bloated flesh of another failed leader
Tories delight "It's just like the good old days" says one MP as he prepares to feast on another failed…
What A Solar Flare Up! Council in climate change cock-up
These buildings are an outstanding example of the most boring, uninspiring and depressing architecture in Britain and they should be…
Charitable Chatty raises funds to buy Boris a lifetime supply of condoms
Let's club together and make sure that no more children have to suffer the shame of admitting Boris is their…
Boris Johnson to lose passport after admitting cocaine use
Spurs fans stocking up after it's announced that cocaine use would lead to football banning order.
Boris Johnson resists the campaign to get Cox Out
"Nobody works harder from a Caribbean beach than the old Coxster." says Boris.
Boris reassures the nation’s kids that there is no shortage of Xmas toys
Of course there is a shortage of Xmas toys, Boris has bought them all for his kids!
Man stockpiles his own ’emissions’ as gas shortages mount
This could open new job opportunities in gas creation. Imagine hundreds of middle aged men spending all day drinking beer…
Cat burglar bungles burglary at cattery when cats strike back
Catastrophic scenes at cattery as police maim bungling burglar in botched burglary.