As The Pound continues to plummet, the price of peanuts has been rising steadily. Nuts are seen as the safer option for investors.
The Pound achieves parity with The Peanut
Edinburgh Festival acts demand to be paid in pounds to reduce losses
I’ll take profits in a stable currency, like the Zimbabwean Pobblebead, but I’ll losses in Pounds so the real loss diminishes before I even leave the stage.
The Chatty Chimp 