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Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

Meanwhile, as Andrew goes to live in penury in a Royal castle, Rachel admits paperwork is not her strong point.

Unable to house people in hotels, the Government has resorted to moving them to Hull. When that’s full Doncaster will be next.

Reform UK Ltd, reforms as Reform Yuk, Reform Fuk U, Reform CUK, Refrom Suks and Putin’s little helper carries on the grift.

Taxing the rich is discriminatory claim the wealthy. “Do you know how hard it is to live on £10 mill a year?2 says Giles Giles

R U Rich? Very, very rich? Then you deserve 40% of our latest model, The Rolls Royce Reeves. Get it while the government lasts.

You can’t let people get away with this kind of behaviour, what will the public think of us if we turn up and act in a professional manner?

“Congratulations to Ian on surviving 35 years in a dull, meaningless, minimum-wage job. We appreciate it.” says Chairman

Andrew tried it by giving that nice young gal $12 million but we thought about it and decided it was the wrong way round.