A woman is mourning the loss of her dress sense after buying a pair of sensible work shoes in Clarkes. She is inconsolable.
Woman mourns lost dress sense after buying sensible work shoes
Shock and amazement as a woman admits she may have been wrong
Shock and amazement as a woman admits she may have been wrong. Rare event, unlikely to happen again.
New Men are barely evolved semi-sentient apes
New Men are barely evolved semi-sentient apes of little use to anyone
Builders Merchants stunned when a woman knows exactly what she wants
Builders Merchants stunned when a woman knows exactly what she wants
The Chatty Chimp 