After a North London school thought it would be nice idea to have a parade that celebrated everyone, by allowing the children to get up and say what makes them proud of themselves, their family and their friends some Christians decided to get offended on God’s behalf.

Once again Christians decided to share their joy, happiness and the teachings of Christ by pissing on everyone else’s fun.

Under modern Christian practice anyone enjoying themselves, getting on with each other, practising a live and let live philosophy and caring for others is an infringement of their narrow minded, outdated, discriminatory beliefs.

Certain in the knowledge that they, rather than anyone else, only understands the mind and workings of the almighty through their cherry-picking of The Bible, they have become offended at anyone who says any does anything different.

Choosing to completely ignore Timothy 2:12 “But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence” Mrs Adele Righteous accused the school of trying to indoctrinate her children with anti-discriminatory propaganda which ran counter to her own indoctrination of her kids.

She went on to add, “It’s my human right to indoctrinate my children with any hate-filled, discriminatory, archaic, mumbo-jumbo I want and you lot are all going to hell.”

Managing to completely suck the joy out of life Mrs Righteous explained, “There will be homosexuals at this parade and I don’t want my children catching it. God doesn’t like gays, with their free love and great parties.

GOD told us, “Humanity? I gave up on those wankers ages ago. I’m more concerned about with the salvation of the cuttle-fish.”