Pooh runs rampant as hunny addiction spirals out of control
Pooh has bene caught in an undercover hunnytrap. After the fuzz tried to by some 'pure'.
As Cummings goes, the Twatter porn censor algorithm is relieved
Once people realised that Twatter censored Cummings, then they started varying the spelling, that was when things really got out…
Makers of Giuliani’s hair dye deny any responsibility for streaking
'It wasn't us', claim the makers of Rudi Giuliani's hair dye.
Government mind control AI as effective as their other IT projects
Plans to use available technology to control the minds of the general public have been thrown into disarray with the…
NASA beaten by Ant and Dec on launch day
If NASA were more willing to get in a bath full of live rats, or spend a night in Newport,…
Scientists think the whole country is tripping the light fantastic
Other countries look at Britain and think, 'What are those guys on? Can we get some?'
Livers urge owners to stop drinking and get a lockdown hobby
Livers in open revolt, as lockdown drinking hits the roof! "Get a hboby and stop the abuse" they cry!
Sound engineer lost in TV garden makeover maze for three years
He has been living on grubs and berries and collecting water in an old wellie boot!