
Daily Express Editor dies after suffering a prolonged orgasm brought on by the arrival of winter snow in the UK
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Daily Express Editor dies after suffering a prolonged orgasm brought on by the arrival of winter snow in the UK
Liz, it was your policy, you announced it, the least you can do is understand it!
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, in comes Liz Truss.
What’s the point of being a rich, powerful, connected, white-man if you can’t do who the hell you like?
The Party Boat, HMS Moronic, crashes into ice berg, rats flee to save their own skins.
El Queenie to appear in a NYC Court. The Yanks love a Queen, she’ll blow them away, says over entitled twat.
Spurs fans stocking up after it’s announced that cocaine use would lead to football banning order.
Of course there is a shortage of Xmas toys, Boris has bought them all for his kids!
This could open new job opportunities in gas creation. Imagine hundreds of middle aged men spending all day drinking beer and eating curry. Heaven,
Catastrophic scenes at cattery as police maim bungling burglar in botched burglary.
This will go down a treat in the Tory heartlands and with the Daily Mail, says Priti Patel
Conscription will make the most of teenagers ability to sit on their arse for hours on end, while eating junk food and farting. said Shatts