British Fish are jolly happy to be back in British Waters says over-entitled cockwomble

With help and support it is possible that Gavin Williamson will be able to surpass the achievements of Chris Grayling.

COVID Regulations game show where the winners can win an online delivery slot at their supermarket of choice.

The annual lack of personality award goes to a colossal dullard.

I'm not having it, you can't go around asking women if they are virgins, not in my pub

"This song is incredibly insensitive, with its insidious subtext and elitist culture" says woke singleton, Paul

"ooyabastidfookinell" yield Dad as he made the classic error of walking across his child's bedroom in his socks

Jacob Sea-Fogg confirmed he was ok as he'd moved all his money to Dublin and bought County Kildare.