Thu. Jul 7th, 2022
Theresa May Leaving Downing Street

And now, my end is near
My leadership gone for a burton
U.K I’ll say it clear,
You’ve done it now, of which I’m certain 

Regrets, I’ve had a few
Article 50 and it’s extension
I did what I had to do
And saw it through with much contention 

I planned each farce of course
Each careful step towards Trump’s byway
And most, most important of it all
I did it May’s way 

Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
And through it all, there is no doubt

The EU ate me up and spat me out
I faced it all and looked a fool
And did it May’s way 

I’ve lied, I’ve danced, I’ve tried
I’ve had my bill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing 

To think I did all that
And now you’re left with an utter twat
Boris or Hunt, what have they got?
Each for himself- both worth a nought
They say the things they don’t feel
In front of the banks, in which they kneel
History will show, you took the blow 

You should’ve done it May’s way 

We are compiling a leaving card for Theresa. We will collate the best ones and send them to her. If you have a suitable message for Mrs May then send it in via, the comments box, FB or #TMLeavingCard on Twitter


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