I have a dream, a dream that Hadrian’s Wall is rebuilt, that Scotland is a proud independent nation under the control of Brussels.
Breaking News – Jo Swinson’s Acceptance Speech
Jo Swinson hails the Lib Dems as future kingmakers and apologises for getting into bed with Boris Johnson, because a Lib Dem can’t resist a posho!
Breaking News – The Boris Johnson acceptance speech
Boris promises to do the best he can with what he has got. Dominic says it will be alright in the end.
Breaking News – Nigel Farage’s acceptance speech
Nigel Farage hails victory for The Brexit Party as it polled 3 Million votes and no MP’s. He warns Boris that he must deliver on tax cuts for the rich!
Breaking News – Corbyn’s Concession Speech
Corbyn’s hails the 159 seat deficit to the Tory Party as a Labour victory. ‘We’ve delivered a majority government, it’s just not ours!”