Once people realised that Twatter censored Cummings, then they started varying the spelling, that was when things really got out of control.
As Cummings goes, the Twatter porn censor algorithm is relieved
Government mind control AI as effective as their other IT projects
Plans to use available technology to control the minds of the general public have been thrown into disarray with the going of Cummings.
IT Support to turn Britain off and on again
Since its installation in 2012, the update has failed to perform. Various high profile patches Ref V16, Grayling V2-18 and Hancockup19 failed to fix the problem.
Boris brings in the Mounties to run Track and Trace
The Mountie’s always get their man, so we are going to use that expertise to track down the contacts and bring them in.
AI Programme, Tantrum Extremis v10, takes over Brexit negotiations
Based on the negotiating profile of a 7 yr, old the new programme looks to upset his opponent by throwing his toys out of the pram, on a daily basis.
Hancock appoints proven failure, Dido Harding, to take the blame
When it comes to justifying failure you need someone with lots of experience.
The Internet cannot be broken by a post about plastic hooks, says Expert
A post about yellow plastic hooks can’t break the internet says expert but Traci says hers stopped working after viewing the post
Covid App trial cancelled after designer’s Gran signs up to Tinder by mistake
Well I never, i thought it would alert me to infected people, never did I dream it was a shopping list of eligible men.
Met Office to reboot Stonehenge in IT upgrade
The Stonehenge will give real-time data. If it’s wet, there’s rain about, shady it’ll be sunny and if a top stone is on the ground there’ll be a bit of a blow
BA IT Failure inspires British traveller to build a business
Plucky British traveller gets stranded at Gatwick following an IT Failure comes up with the clever idea of using pen and paper.
Googlesoft reveal Britain’s most common password is ‘Runbyc*%ts!’
Googlesoft reveal Britain’s most common password is ‘Runbyc*%ts!’
BT Broadband Helpline tells Mr Putin to unplug the internet and plug it back in again to see if that fixes it
BT Broadband Helpline tells Mr Putin to unplug the internet and plug it back in again to see if that fixes it
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