Liz, it was your policy, you announced it, the least you can do is understand it!
“No more flying to the Caymans to hide my money when I can just pootle along the M20 to hide my money” says Benefit Claimant.
Look, if one can do it, anyone can do it, says the man selling Britain, as fast as he can, “It’s a great opportunity”
What’s the point of being a rich, powerful, connected, white-man if you can’t do who the hell you like?
I am considering moving to Manchester United, so I don’t have to play him again
The Service Contract Assignment Method will ensure transparency when it comes to bribes and back handers
Subbuteo, where players can’t fall down, the ref’s word is law and there is an awful lot of flicking going on.
Look, it is the job of a hedge fund to fleece the market if it goes up or down, we don’t care which.
All Mr S Atan wanted in return was my eternal soul, and as it doesn’t exist I was happy to sign it over.
The Chatty Chimp will dispose of any unwanted Brexit Day 50 pence pieces on your behalf. We promise to spend it on beer,cheese and peanuts!
Scotsman admits Burns Night is just a chance to fleece cash from the English. How can ye believe play music to mince?
Immigrant wins British money in EU lottery. Daily Mail readers devastated at immigrants coming over here winning our money and shagging our builders