Mothering Sunday is the one day of the year I get a lie in and the bastards are cutting it an hour short
Mother’s Day is an hour shorter this year and mums aren’t happy about it
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As it’s revealed that Cops don’t catch criminals the PM closes down the Police Force and spends the money on your NHS
Theresa May plans to reduce crime levels to zero by closing down the police force, “It’s not like they catch anyone”
The Chatty Chimp 