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Farage honours culture war casualties
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Gregg Wallace scoops national hole digging award
Nominees for the British Constructions Awards Project Of The Year Award have complained to the show’s organisers that “there’s no point in even turning up now.” Those in line for the prestigious prize […]
Satan declines position in Trump’s cabinet
“The main reason I turned down the job is because I’m just not that nasty. Have you tried Jesus?” said the infernal one.
Met Police: When Good Conduct Is a Surprise
You can’t let people get away with this kind of behaviour, what will the public think of us if we turn up and act in a professional manner?
RIP – James Dyson, inventor and hypocrite, 1947-2024
RIP – James Dyson, inventor and hypocrite, 1947-2019
Man with 1,487 spare bedrooms comforts the homeless
“Do you have room for a single mother of three? You do, how lovely” says Prince
Trumpety Trump wins Eastbourne Downs Club Championship
It’s not the first time he has won a competition he didn’t enter.
Sir Keir Starmer to run in Tory leadership race
Meanwhile, the privately educated, working class burger flipper, Kemi BadEnoch, is trying to win support by turning The Handmaid’s Tale into reality.
Delegates arrive in Birmingham for the Tory Party Conference
BBC apologises after no one noticed that coverage of fringe meetings was accidently replaced by Broadmoor Group Therapy sessions.
Renters Reform Bill – Landlord to sell 650 houses
The press tried to represent the landlord as victim.
Man City dish out the dosh to make ludicrous charges disappear
City’s Middle Eastern owners have poured billions into the Club, enabling the team to come out of the shadows of its formerly illustrious neighbour, Oldham Athletic.
The Chatty Chimp 