Trump learns his ABC.
Boris admits soldiers will die in Iraq but it’s a sacrifice he’s willing to make
America, peacefully pacifying the middle-east through the use of very friendly bombs.
Johnson upset Trump didn’t tell him to buy oil
Johnson laments the opportunity to make a few bucks following the assassination of Soleimani
Top American comic DJ T hits the World stage
Top American comic, DJ T played a gig to World leaders in London and knocked them bandy, as the locals would say. Is he now the funniest man in the world?
Johnson summoned to Head’s Study after his bad behaviour in Assembly
Master Johnson has been summoned to the Headmaster’s Study following some rude, offensive and insulting behaviour in Assembly.
Pupin wins Puppeteer of the Year with his show ‘The Puppet States’
Vladislav Pupin wins Puppeteer of the Year for the third time running. Claims that the inexplicably popular puppets were dangerous were laughed off, evilly.
Emeritus Professor of History, Donald Maximus Trump re-writes American History
History Professor, Donald Maximus Trump has suggested that American have had a relationship with Italy, since Ancient Rome. Oh! how the world laughed.
Impeached Trump claims he’s never eaten peaches
Trump Impeached but he claims he has never eaten peaches, that is a load of old cobblers say The Clinton’s. Meanwhile Peaches Strip Club is open as usual.
Donald Trump Opens A New Hotel And Golf Course – On The Moon
Donald Trump set to open a new hotel and golf course on the moon. The rest of the galaxy aren’t happy about being evicted from the planned car park.
Civil War follows arrival of US Peacekeepers in Paradise
Donald Trump sends a peacekeeping mission to a peacful nation and starts a civil war. US Churches send Bibles, we send Prince Andrew. Gun sales boom!
Donald Trump to buy the Isle of Wight
After Donald Trump fails to buy Greenland, the Government offers to sell him another Island named after a colour. A white island, just what I always wanted.
Trump says ‘Hey guys! these shootings aren’t cool’
Shopping centres, schools and public venues are on standby to activate their lockdown drill, pending confirmation of the location of today’s mass murder.