Jesus – The Chatty Chimp

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What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

“Mass market masses for the masses” said the Pope. “Get your blessings here! £10 a blessing. Hands laid on for free.” Said the Archbish of C.

Now, more than ever the left-wing commie scum is trying to make society fairer for all, we all need to help Elon in his fight to stop this.

“The main reason I turned down the job is because I’m just not that nasty. Have you tried Jesus?” said the infernal one.

I’m not having it, you can’t go around asking women if they are virgins, not in my pub