I wish I was your bumble bee, my heart all true and solemn, I’d buzz around your honey-pot and suckle on your pollen
Long lost Charlie Duckins poem discovered in Chatty’s archives
Cupid issues a public apology to Carrie Symonds
“I’ll get myself down to Specsavers, should have gone there in the first place” says Cupid
‘For God’s sake buy her Valentine’s Day flowers’ warns regretful idiot
Man in the Valentine’s Day doghouse issues warning to other men, “For goodness sake, spend the money!”
On Valentine’s, the most romantic night of the year, men still don’t know how to get the love of a good woman
On Valentine’s, the most romantic night of the year, men still don’t know how to get the love of a good woman
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