“You don’t get something for nothing unless your mates with ministers, oligarchs, crooks and posh boys from Eton. It’s the British way. says Derek.
Britain’s remaining Tory voter to turn out the lights
Universal Credit claimants welcome the chance to hide their money in UK-Based tax-havens
“No more flying to the Caymans to hide my money when I can just pootle along the M20 to hide my money” says Benefit Claimant.
Liz Truss buys a hide-in fridge
Fed up with looking foolish every time she opens her mouth, Thick Lizzie plans to copy Boris and hide in a fridge when the going gets tough.
The Chatty Chimp 