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The Scooby-Doo Gang clear the Creepy Old Amusement Park Owner

After deciding to stop off in Washington to look at The White House the Scooby-Doo Gang got involved in another adventure.

Donald J Trump, the Creepy Owner of Uncle Sam’s Amusement Park, had been charged with being ‘a very bad man’. With his reputation in ruins and his golf club membership revoked, it looked as though he was going to spend the rest of his days in jail. However, at his trial, he was sensationally cleared by Scooby and the Gang.

What? What do you want me to do?
What?! Wadd I do?

Legal beagles were amazed because the prosecution had laid out all the evidence, which showed that Mr Donald was clearly, as guilty as sin. They had papers, tapes and witnesses, all of which showed exactly how he had done the thing.

Judge rules in favour of politicians
Take him down and throw away the key

But all was not lost, the Gang soon came to Mr Trump’s rescue.

Suffering from an attack of the munchies, Shaggy and Scooby were searching the Amusement Park for a light snack when they came across an old parchment, hidden in House of Smoke and Mirrors. This document called ‘Nulla Consequat Per Homo Albus Affluentes’ showed that if there was any evidence that a rich white guy had done something wrong it should be thrown away.  

“It makes a change for us to clear the Creepy Old Guy who had clearly done it. After 560 episodes, where it was always the Creepy Old Guy who was guilty, we are glad to show that sometimes he wasn’t, even though he clearly was.” Said Scooby Gang leader, Fred Jones.

Velma added “We are proud to uphold the American Way! USA! USA!”

“Scooby-Dooby-Doo!” said the Dog.


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