Inspired by House Democrats “ABC’s of Impeachment” I thought we would continue the list. Apologies in advance to Edward Gorey.
A is Abuse, of Power he’s known.
B is Betrayal, left allies alone.
C is Corruption, Donnie’s the king.
D is Dark Money, Vladdie sends bling.
E is for Enemies, he sees all around.
F is for Failings, in which Donnie does drown.
G is for Graham, his terrible elf.
H is for Heart, in a jar on the shelf.
I is Idolatry, the sin of his base.
J is for Justice, its loss a disgrace.
K is for Klan, I shouldn’t explain.
L is for Lost, US down the drain.
M is for Mitch, a turtle, I vow.
N is for Nunes, he’s suing a cow?
O is for Oligarchs, they send lots of money.
P is for Putin, Trump’s pot of honey.
Q is for Quid, the rest is Pro Quo.
R is Republicans, who are only for show.
S is for SOTU, chock full of lies.
T is for Tacos, lining his thighs.
U is Ulterior, his motives and ploys.
V is for Virtue, the Trump name destroys.
W is for Winning, he says when he rages.
X is for Xenophobe, those kids are in cages
Y is for Yielding, our bases he tossed.
Z is for Zero, all integrity we’ve lost.