This could open new job opportunities in gas creation. Imagine hundreds of middle aged men spending all day drinking beer and eating curry. Heaven,
The man can’t tell the difference between rugby and football, it’s outrageous. It’s just not cricket!
Daily Express Editor dies after suffering a prolonged orgasm brought on by the arrival of winter snow in the UK
Once people realised that Twatter censored Cummings, then they started varying the spelling, that was when things really got out of control.
Selling Avon is opening so many doors! Have you seen our new concealer? I use it myself.
Everyday millions of tons of space rock, debris and old Tesla’s fly past the Earth. It’s nothing to be worried about.
Unless we abide by social distancing rules, we will all be back on the bloody doorstep, clapping
Old Harry from Huawei says “this is either. a plot to discredit a fine upstanding organisation, racism or none of your bloody business”
If you are accidently exposed to The Daily Mail, please contact the authorities and book counselling, pictures of puppies may alleviate your distress.
Subbuteo, where players can’t fall down, the ref’s word is law and there is an awful lot of flicking going on.
The Big G has self-isolated, his Doctor insists it is merely a precaution. The faithful would pray for him but ….
When it comes to providing the quality streaming tv we won’t be beaten says Netflix executive