Thu. Jul 7th, 2022
Jeff Lynne playing guitar

In this exciting and enthralling episode

ELO’s Jeff Lynne has announced that he is returning to his alien homeworld, A Scottish tourist is suing Megabus because of the state of them and Boris Johnson’s Brexit plan has been leaked.

The News Where You Aren’t

These stories were written and produced by Eden Luke McIntyre Creative.


By Eden Luke McIntyre

Eden Luke McIntyre is a script writer, editor, sketch writer/performer, radio producer and all round scrivener. If you've any little job, project or gig that may utilise his talents ping an email to

The Chatty Chimp, where we don't do fake news, all our stories are 100% made up!