Whilst it is unfortunate the bridge won’t be built, it was beautifully administered. £4.6 is a small price to play not to build a bridge.
East Sussex County Council blows £4.6 million on a useless bridge
Gregg Wallace scoops national hole digging award
Nominees for the British Constructions Awards Project Of The Year Award have complained to the show’s organisers that “there’s no point in even turning up now.” Those in line for the prestigious prize […]
Met Police: When Good Conduct Is a Surprise
You can’t let people get away with this kind of behaviour, what will the public think of us if we turn up and act in a professional manner?
Man with 1,487 spare bedrooms comforts the homeless
“Do you have room for a single mother of three? You do, how lovely” says Prince
Man City dish out the dosh to make ludicrous charges disappear
City’s Middle Eastern owners have poured billions into the Club, enabling the team to come out of the shadows of its formerly illustrious neighbour, Oldham Athletic.
Starmer plots Labour Dynasty as he launches Tory Lite with attack on OAPs
It worked for the Tories, it can work for me, I’ve 14 glorious years ahead.
God gives up on Jerusalem and moves to Lubbock
In a surprise move, God has upped sticks and moved from Jerusalem to Lubbock, Texas. Amazingly, Chatty got a personal interview with the Metatron. He began by asking, what brought about such […]
Free Tommy Robinson from his poolside hell!
Given he is lounging by the pool at a 5 star hotel, how much freer do you want him to be?
‘You Bloody Woke Do-gooder’ upgraded from an insult to a compliment
The central committee responsible for the administration of offensive insults, slurs, and banter has issued a revised rating for the phrase, “You bloody woke do-gooder.” “Following our review, the phrase has been […]
Supermarket chain celebrates paying Ian Napton the minimum wage for 35 years
“Congratulations to Ian on surviving 35 years in a dull, meaningless, minimum-wage job. We appreciate it.” says Chairman
Daily Express editor suffers orgasmic death as snow arrives
Daily Express Editor dies after suffering a prolonged orgasm brought on by the arrival of winter snow in the UK
5-yr-old brought in to explain Liz Truss’s energy cap to Liz Truss
Liz, it was your policy, you announced it, the least you can do is understand it!
The Chatty Chimp 